Proper cigaretiquette includes never asking to bum a cigarette from someone with less than 4 in their pack, lighting someone's cigarette when they don't have a lighter, and always asking if smoking is acceptable when in a non-smoker's car.
by Urban Rendezvous December 19, 2008
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Whereas smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same.
Definitions:
Bum: One who asks for a cigarette
Holder: One who has cigarettes
(1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS:
(A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR
(B) - The bum is notorious, OR
(C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left.
(D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot.
(2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite conversation UNTIL:
(A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR
(B) - The holder signals that no further conversation is necessary
(3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.
Whereas smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same.
Definitions:
Bum: One who asks for a cigarette
Holder: One who has cigarettes
(1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS:
(A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR
(B) - The bum is notorious, OR
(C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left.
(D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot.
(2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite conversation UNTIL:
(A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR
(B) - The holder signals that no further conversation is necessary
(3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.
Bum: "Hey man, can I get a smoke?"
Holder: "Hell no, buy your own!"
Bum: "Dude, poor cigaretiquette."
Holder: "Hell no, buy your own!"
Bum: "Dude, poor cigaretiquette."
by chrisag05 December 16, 2008
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by Bench 54 May 22, 2008
Get the Cigaretiquette mug.(n.) A code of behavior that shows consciousness of the people around you while smoking a cigarette.
A fusion of the words "cigarette" and "etiquette".
A fusion of the words "cigarette" and "etiquette".
Daniel always made a point to practice good cigaretiquette by blowing his smoke upwards when standing in a group.
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Xavier: "Normally I don't like being around smokers but Abraham always keeps his smoke out of my face."
Ignacio: "I appreciate good cigaretiquette."
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Xavier: "Normally I don't like being around smokers but Abraham always keeps his smoke out of my face."
Ignacio: "I appreciate good cigaretiquette."
by Loop the Linguist March 31, 2013
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The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.
Examples:
- Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked
- Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker
- Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray
- Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers
- Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette
- Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet
- Respecting the lucky cigarette
- Respecting the space of non-smokers
The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.
Examples:
- Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked
- Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker
- Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray
- Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers
- Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette
- Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet
- Respecting the lucky cigarette
- Respecting the space of non-smokers
"Hey, that's my last dart, where's your Cigarettiquette?"
"Dead guy Bryan doesn't take Cynthia's last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette"
"Dead guy Bryan doesn't take Cynthia's last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette"
by Maltese Farrell September 21, 2017
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by Michael Lark August 3, 2007
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