Churchie

The new British five pound notes that are fly as fuck. Churchill is on those bad boys, hence Churchies. "We shall fight on the beaches", because we literally do not give a fuck.

"Mate, roll us a churchie, gonna bash these lines"

by radio perfection November 13, 2016

churchouse

Churchouse refers to a family that carries a large breast gene. Whether it be male ‘moobs’ or female ‘breasts’

Wow, Todd those brothers are thicc, definitely churchouses

by MEMEDEALERTHAG February 24, 2019

churchcest

The practice of intermarriage or romantic involvement exclusively within a specific church or cult, reminiscent of incest but uniquely confined to the idiosyncratic boundaries of that religious enclave. This peculiar custom is particularly prevalent among cultish subgroups that fervently cling to their eccentricity, using intertwined love within their exclusive circle as a method to safeguard their distinct beliefs.

In a surprising twist, the church has witnessed a paradigm shift, with churchcestuous relationships shedding their scandalous reputation and becoming an integral part of the community's fabric.

by rixlayer November 24, 2023

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Churchcel

somebody who plays the roblox game Church constantly and religiously.

That guys a churchcel, wouldn't interact with him.

by anglokobi July 19, 2024