churchies 

Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner.

1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.

2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who

"I can't stand those churchies that refuse medical treatment because of their religion."

churchies by multiplexguru February 12, 2008

Churchill Face 

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

Churchill Face by will bitten September 14, 2017

Talk to Winston Churchill 

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

Talk to Winston Churchill by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017

Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

Winston Churchill

a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.

history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*

Winston Churchill by theatrenerd24601 May 23, 2019

Churchianity 

A term coined by Bible teacher Richard Pope during a sermon characterizing the condition of the modern-day Christian Church and how different it's teachings are from the original ideas and message of the historical Jesus.

XYZ Church is just another example of Churchianity. Jesus never taught the things the pastor said in this morning's sermon.

Churchianity by AgapeGuru July 20, 2010