church

A building that serves no purpose. Christ wasn't in church all the time.

God, here goes my money to the church.

by bradnom November 14, 2011

church

1) A Place where Persons of a particular Religion, Usualy Christian, Gather to Worship their Particular Religon/Affliction/Cult/whatever

2)A Character In the Popular Web Series "Red Vs Blue" made by Rooster Teeth Productions.
Full name: Private Lenard L. Church
He is Characterised by His Aqua Colored Armor.

"Hi! I'm Private L. L. Church, of The popular Web Series, Red Vs Blue." - Church

by Churba December 8, 2004

church

The place my mom makes me go to even though I am 14 and feel strongly about my own beliefs. And to make matters worse, the damn place is located at my school! Thanks, mom you've earned your award for Professsional Life Ruiner.

No mom I do not want to go to church

by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

church

A place where crazy, stupid people go to listen to some old child molester talk about myths found in a fiction book called the bible.

Wow, your weird. You actually go to church?

by yourmom666- December 27, 2011

church

Its where scared motherfuckers go...when they are intimidated and pray to god.. a song from ice cube too

Pussy ass bitch, why are you running? Go to fucking church!

by ©WhiteBoi September 8, 2006

church

Something that is awesome or official or legit

Dude check out this watch i got on canal street!!
Thats church

by Dr. J bay bay January 5, 2008

church

An expression used upon parting like "peace" or "later."

by shawn June 25, 2003