Frank: "I was about to go down on a girl the other night when I saw she had a chunt, I got the hell out straight away 'cause it could have taken my whole face."
Bob: "Looks like the job for a choad then"
Bob: "Looks like the job for a choad then"
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In the beginning, there existed a being known as Chunt. Chunt is a multi-headed being with badger heads, a naked human torso, Shrek ears for nipples, 12 buttholes, infinate arms and legs, and a 3rd kind of genetalia known as a Xongleyus, that goes in and out, and in and out, like a fractal. also each butthole leads to a different dimension. Chunt had four children. two Ducks, and two Snails. but two of them were total a*sholes so Chunt banished them down to the hellish land of Florida. one of the snails lost their shell, and became slug.
and the duck became goose
Geese now run our society from the inside, and are even deeper than the Illuminati. those who are even more powerful among their kin are known as Giga-Geese.
and Slugs are even worse. they seep themselves in your ears and make you do horrible things
there is actually an 8th day of the week known as Skleuzday. everyone sleeps through it exept for the most holy of men. then everyone party's and its crazy.
In the beginning, there existed a being known as Chunt. Chunt is a multi-headed being with badger heads, a naked human torso, Shrek ears for nipples, 12 buttholes, infinate arms and legs, and a 3rd kind of genetalia known as a Xongleyus, that goes in and out, and in and out, like a fractal. also each butthole leads to a different dimension. Chunt had four children. two Ducks, and two Snails. but two of them were total a*sholes so Chunt banished them down to the hellish land of Florida. one of the snails lost their shell, and became slug.
and the duck became goose
Geese now run our society from the inside, and are even deeper than the Illuminati. those who are even more powerful among their kin are known as Giga-Geese.
and Slugs are even worse. they seep themselves in your ears and make you do horrible things
there is actually an 8th day of the week known as Skleuzday. everyone sleeps through it exept for the most holy of men. then everyone party's and its crazy.
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