3 definitions by blorp'iaf
Chunt is our lord and savior, as well as the god of our cul-i mean religion, the Church of Chunt.
In the beginning, there existed a being known as Chunt. Chunt is a multi-headed being with badger heads, a naked human torso, Shrek ears for nipples, 12 buttholes, infinate arms and legs, and a 3rd kind of genetalia known as a Xongleyus, that goes in and out, and in and out, like a fractal. also each butthole leads to a different dimension. Chunt had four children. two Ducks, and two Snails. but two of them were total a*sholes so Chunt banished them down to the hellish land of Florida. one of the snails lost their shell, and became slug.
and the duck became goose
Geese now run our society from the inside, and are even deeper than the Illuminati. those who are even more powerful among their kin are known as Giga-Geese.
and Slugs are even worse. they seep themselves in your ears and make you do horrible things
there is actually an 8th day of the week known as Skleuzday. everyone sleeps through it exept for the most holy of men. then everyone party's and its crazy.
In the beginning, there existed a being known as Chunt. Chunt is a multi-headed being with badger heads, a naked human torso, Shrek ears for nipples, 12 buttholes, infinate arms and legs, and a 3rd kind of genetalia known as a Xongleyus, that goes in and out, and in and out, like a fractal. also each butthole leads to a different dimension. Chunt had four children. two Ducks, and two Snails. but two of them were total a*sholes so Chunt banished them down to the hellish land of Florida. one of the snails lost their shell, and became slug.
and the duck became goose
Geese now run our society from the inside, and are even deeper than the Illuminati. those who are even more powerful among their kin are known as Giga-Geese.
and Slugs are even worse. they seep themselves in your ears and make you do horrible things
there is actually an 8th day of the week known as Skleuzday. everyone sleeps through it exept for the most holy of men. then everyone party's and its crazy.
by blorp'iaf November 26, 2019
WIZARD OF THE 12TH
REALM OF EPHYSIYIES
MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW
MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS
DEVOURER OF CHAOS
CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS
OF TERR'AKKAS
THE ELVES KNOW ME AS
FI'ANG YALOK
THE DWARES KNOW ME AS
ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES
I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS
GAISMUENAS MEISTAR
AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU
DO
NOT
EVEN
KNOW!
REALM OF EPHYSIYIES
MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW
MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS
DEVOURER OF CHAOS
CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS
OF TERR'AKKAS
THE ELVES KNOW ME AS
FI'ANG YALOK
THE DWARES KNOW ME AS
ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES
I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS
GAISMUENAS MEISTAR
AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU
DO
NOT
EVEN
KNOW!
I am USODORE, WIZARD OF THE 12TH
REALM OF EPHYSIYIES
MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW
MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS
DEVOURER OF CHAOS
CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS
OF TERR'AKKAS
THE ELVES KNOW ME AS
FI'ANG YALOK
THE DWARES KNOW ME AS
ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES
I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS
GAISMUENAS MEISTAR
AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU
DO
NOT
EVEN
KNOW!
REALM OF EPHYSIYIES
MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW
MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS
DEVOURER OF CHAOS
CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS
OF TERR'AKKAS
THE ELVES KNOW ME AS
FI'ANG YALOK
THE DWARES KNOW ME AS
ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES
I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS
GAISMUENAS MEISTAR
AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU
DO
NOT
EVEN
KNOW!
by blorp'iaf November 26, 2019
The setting of the legendary podcast "Hello From the Magic Tavern."
do yourself a favor and listen to it.
do yourself a favor and listen to it.
I am a resident of Foon, and my name is
USIDORE
WIZARD OF THE 12TH
REALM OF EPHYSIYIES
MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW
MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS
DEVOURER OF CHAOS
CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS
OF TERR'AKKAS
THE ELVES KNOW ME AS
FI'ANG YALOK
THE DWARES KNOW ME AS
ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES
I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS
GAISMUENAS MEISTAR
AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU
DO
NOT
EVEN
KNOW!
USIDORE
WIZARD OF THE 12TH
REALM OF EPHYSIYIES
MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW
MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS
DEVOURER OF CHAOS
CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS
OF TERR'AKKAS
THE ELVES KNOW ME AS
FI'ANG YALOK
THE DWARES KNOW ME AS
ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES
I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS
GAISMUENAS MEISTAR
AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU
DO
NOT
EVEN
KNOW!
by blorp'iaf November 26, 2019