Cumbrella

Another word for condom

John: I can wait for you to let me in because I'm just that kind of fella, but I'm gonna bust so hard you're gonna need a cumbrella
Amanda: Ok, John....

by Manda+JaMiS January 9, 2017

Cumbrella

Elongated eye lashes used to block semen from getting in the eyes.

Him: "Aren't you worried it'll hit your eyes?"
Me: "Don't worry, I have a cumbrella."

by theonionkb February 3, 2021

Cumbrella

A three man job that requires one man to spread his ball sack out flat.
, Another man to ejaculate (cum) on the flatly spread ball sack, and a third man to suck the cun out of the ball sack with or without a straw.

Shawn: Johnny what are you doing tonight?
Johnny: I was thinking you and Jeff should come over so we can do a cumbrella

by Cumthu April 22, 2015

Cumbrella

A contraceptive device worn on the penis. A synonym to condom.

"Eh man, u got any comdamns?""Yea, here's my last cumbrella, chief."

by Jzza February 19, 2010

Cumbrella

Something used as a shield to block a mighty cum load landing on ones face!

"Wtf Bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a Cumbrella"

by RobDJ July 23, 2009

cumbrella

an item that a slut requires because he/she sleeps with so many men/women

bob: i saw jenny riding mr. green during passing time
jane: shoot. bitch need a cumbrella

by jonny. June 29, 2007

Humbrella

an umbrella that sucks your dick on the way to work.

Hey, Matt, can I borrow your humbrella, my girlfriend left me.

by joey chestnuts November 27, 2007