Cumbrella

Elongated eye lashes used to block semen from getting in the eyes.

Him: "Aren't you worried it'll hit your eyes?"
Me: "Don't worry, I have a cumbrella."

by theonionkb February 03, 2021

Yes Portugal

The expression you would use when answering positively to any question asked by a Portuguese.

Portuguese person: Hey man want some bacalhau?
You: Yes Portugal

by theonionkb June 20, 2019