cashmonkey

Synonym for a money pit as it applies to a person or people

"Yvonne" (not her real name) is 37 years old, she lives with her parents, has no job, and is fully supported by her parents. Yvonne is a cashmonkey.

by Hugh G. Rection February 3, 2004

fatmonkey

Fatmonkey is a collective of full service digital media professionals dedicated to shining new light on and presenting a different perspective of streetcore talent.Fatmonkey is headquartered in Baltimore, Maryland and operates from Brooklyn, New York, and Tokyo, Japan.

Fatmonkey grew out of the ghetto bass absorbed streets of Miami, Florida as a few boys from the projects who liked skateboarding just as much as they liked basketball

by jane January 12, 2004

crapmonkey

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies

1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!

by The Sara December 29, 2007

cummonkey

Cummonkey is something you call your retarded friend that does stupid shit

You’re a cummonkey

by Skeeteryeeter June 20, 2021

Batmonkey_vr

Trash at gorilla tag

Many people can clap batmonkey_vr

by Reversemonkey_vr March 9, 2022

Ratmonkey

A ratmonkey is someone whom possesses the qualities of both the rat and the monkey. This word was derived from ancient RTK tablets, carved by the Rat gods and the Monkey lords. It was once a word of great pride, but now it is one of great shame due to societal changes. It is even considered a slur in some cultures.

"Please burn yourself alive you Ratmonkey."
"This ratmonkey keeps on spamming me."
"GODDAMN IT YOU FAT RATMONKEY I WILL KILL YOU"

by Zynxos January 21, 2024

Chamonkey

A nigger from the Micronesian island of Guam.

All these fucking Chamonkeys keep saying Hafa Adai.

How can a Chamonkey say the mainland is dangerous. Motherfucker you have machete attacks twice a week.
All these Chamonkeys family trees built like a wreath.

by I may not like niggers April 17, 2025