Carp

Misspelling of "crap". Used to show mild disgust.

"Well, carp. I really fscked that one up."

by AJ August 12, 2003

carp

Can be used in place of word crap as an expletive, to be milder on the ears. The word stems from a desire to soften crap, which stems from a desire to soften shit, which was actually an acronym for... Read the definition.

Ah S--(sees teacher)cr--(sees English teacher)carp! Yes, carp!

by Nilegazer Die April 6, 2005

Carp

To Steal, to take something without permission,

While the cashiers back was turned, I carped a hat from the rack.

by Dave.the.Brave July 20, 2008

carp

An effortless attempt to do nothing!

"do you want to go on the swans today dawson?
Nah the rats are hench and i'm to carped. Ask Viskus"

"theres absolutely nothing to do today
Yeh ano, do you wana just carp"

"Blorse is so fat, he's been carping all day"

by chrismccro August 18, 2010

Carp

Someone who smells like fish and has a very bad attitude.

That person's a CARP!!!

by Ja'zz May 20, 2008

Carp

Slang for a prostitute or ‘whore’

Your mother is a carp

by Swarby July 31, 2018

Carp

bottom feeder, as in Lesbian. The fish that can eat it's own weight in pussy.

Dude, that honey's a bottom feeder don't
waste any Crown and 7 on it.

by PaintedFist November 25, 2002