To place someone's face, mouth open and teeth exposed, up against a chain link fence. Then punching the back of their hea forward and down. An equivelent to a curb stomp.
by Guymankid October 30, 2007
by Carpe Carpenter December 03, 2013
1) Someone who is not at all sus.
2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."
2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."
"Carp's not sus, unlike Gurcsik, who may be sus."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."
by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023
I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.
by Tamar_Kaiz January 14, 2021
To throw up because of alcohol. From the Latin "carpe dium" meaning to seize the day. Whenever you carpe, you probably had a fun night (seized the day).
Man, I had way too much to drink tonight. I think I'm going to carpe.
Aww. She carped all over the hallway.
I carped last time I played Edward 40 Hands.
Aww. She carped all over the hallway.
I carped last time I played Edward 40 Hands.
by kabooya March 07, 2010
Carp
A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of carping.
Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of carping.
Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
I blogged a piece on how people's backgrounds influence their decisions but a carp showed up and went completely off topic.
by TheDevilInside November 03, 2012
A Trashy Heavyset or Thick woman.
Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.
DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.
They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.
DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.
They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Dude did you take that Carp home last night, she was dirty.
Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.
Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.
by Dropkick Johnny September 10, 2009