Calamus

A Bird character from oneshot.

Calamus:Alula is my sister, I can't lose her...

by Calamusbird September 11, 2023

spamity calamity

Either directly refers to a horrible situation involving mass ammounts of spam, or could be used to describe mail from AOL. Could also mean a large quanity of rather annoying instances.

"There's an army of cripples comming!"
"Ah, Spamity Calamity!!!!!"

by Ryan Zovko November 8, 2005

Calamia

Last name of some families that generated in Sicily. Some/ most moved to America. They represent the American Italian lifestyle. Though they keep the traits of Being loud, Laughing a lot, keeping the spaghetti sauce secret, and eating lasagna every christmas eve made from scratch from Grandma. They also tend to believe that a generation in Sicily of Calamia's may have possibly been involved in the mob. And cement company jokes are a favorite with the men in the family, only when girls bring boyfriends around the family of course.

I went to the Calamia household last night.

The Calamia family is so funny!

by Aliceinmakebelieve January 4, 2010

Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008

Calamity

Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.

1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.

by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014

Calais

A major city in France where people go to have corns and skin-thickenings removed.

Dermatologist, speaking on the phone to a prospective new patient: "Oh, yes --- I can definitely help you out, Sir. Just come right on up to my Calais office, and I'll be more than happy to remove your calluses, plus I promise not to be at all callous while I do so."

by QuacksO November 14, 2018

Calais Challenge

This is a challenge set for any British public boarding school boy/ girl. One driver and a group of loyal comrades embark on a return trip to Calais in one night. The aim is to sneak out of the boarding house after the evening register, drive to folkestone, hop over to calais, get a snap of the 4 pioneers in front of the famous "Calais Sign" and get back to the boarding house in time for some brekky without being caught. You later show your housemaster/ housemistress the photo with a marked time. As the myth goes this has only been completed once by 4 Harrowvian troopers. These men will forever be remembered in the hearts and minds of public school boys future, present and past.

Back in my school days I completed the Calais challenge with my mates.

Did you hear about the legend of the Calais challenge.

by Bill Wage December 5, 2018