cunted fuck

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud

A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt

by theCF July 7, 2012

Cunt Fluff

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff

Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

You Are a Cunt

A popular song by the now-famous YouTuber, "Kat McSnatch".

{Erik}: Have you seen the video for Kat McSnatch's new song, "You Are a Cunt"? It's gone viral!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!

by Telephony August 22, 2014

Uncle Cunty

A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.

Don't be such an Uncle Cunty!
I am Uncle Cunty!

by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2018

Cuntswolla

To feel swelling or frustration due to nerves, anticipation or disappointment. This is a feeling of lack of control.

I felt cuntswolla because I didn't get the job. "Or" I'm all cuntswolla over here. Bill rejected my proposal.

by Jonlylejr August 9, 2014

slopp cunt

Slopp Cunt is the act of acting like a total drunken total whore

When Jordan drinks She acts like a slopp cunt whore around all the guys

by Jack Davidson March 8, 2015