buttfensive

The act of being butt hurt and defensive at the same time.

Jon was acting buttfensive when I told him his car was slowing then mine.

by Arvin1 November 13, 2017

Batpenis

Winged creature of legend said to soar the dark skies in search of fresh victims to drain of blood. Commonly attributed to the over-eroticism of the vampire mythos, this phallus of the order Chiroptera has origins dating back to the mid 1600s when colonial Americans would light candles outside the door of virgins to protect them from his nocturnal rampages.

Be careful when walking at night - Batpenis might attack you!

by J. Quentin September 5, 2003

butt-penis

A penis in which one would assume has recently been inside of someone's butt, judging by sight, smell, or taste.

"Whoa man, I think Jimmy has some serious butt-penis going on!" or "Whoa Jimmy, your dick tastes like some serious butt-penis!"

by Johnny Fitzmacaroni II January 13, 2009

buttenis

Rotten stench of butt and penis ... male version of buttussy

That man's crotch reeks of buttenis

by sexysaver January 1, 2014

bentpenisitis

A strange illness when you have a boner, your penis just bends and flops. Usually happens when you never jerk off or have beaten their meat too much.

Bro, I think I have bentpenisitis cause everytime I get a boner, my penis bends.
maxisgay has bentpenisitis
Tyler MacDonald has bentpenisitis

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

buttpiss

when stools exit the body in a highly liquified, and often projectile, state. AKA Diarhea...coined by BirminghamStang of a popular V6 Mustang site

I at a big burrito and the buttpiss was horrendus....

by Chris Strickland November 24, 2006

Buttweiser

Starting with a room temperature bottle of opened beer, with thumb in bottle. Shake the beer vigorously as your masturbate...just as your about to cum, shove the top of the beer botttle up your ass. If two people are participating, your partner can host the beer position.

Damn, she’s hot...I can’t wait to think about her tonight while I’m going Buttweiser on myself.

by Cleetchip March 23, 2019