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When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious
Dylan- aye I got batpenis
Batpenis by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

buttgeist 

From the English "buttocks" and Germanic "geist" = ghost.

The haunting, stretched, sort of thin, really, feeling your wife's ass has after you cum in it (magnificently) and pull out.
Sweating, back arched, face flushed, Shana felt the metallic emptiness of the buttgeist as Jack pulled out of her ass.
buttgeist by Dickless May 8, 2008
Pants or shorts so tight they reveal the shape of the wearer's posterior in provacative detail.
When you first see Ramza in Final Fantasy Tactics, you are at once enthralled by his conspicuous buttpants.
buttpants by Stephanie M. December 14, 2003

buttpiss 

1. Literally expelling urine from one's ass after having the urine injected into the anus during the act of a pistol star.
2. A specific type of diarrhea, wherein the contents of one's ass is expelled in a liquified, piss-like manner.
Paul was buttpissing all night after the girls all gave him a good pistol star.

Grant had to seriously buttpiss the morning after Joey gave him a pistol star for his birthday.
buttpiss by Lovely_Lolita September 1, 2013

buttweenis 

'weenis' is the extra skin on your elbow
'butt' is your gluteus maximus, or for you idiots it's the ass
therefore when combined it is the extra skin on someones glutues maximus.
usually used when insulting someone or just complimenting them.
"you're a fuckin buttweenis!" or "wutssup buttweenis?"
buttweenis by Paloma M. November 20, 2006

butt penis nut hole

The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.

butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening

The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.
Henry: Fuck you, wanker!
Robin: You're a butt penis nut hole!
Henry: oh shit, I can't beat that
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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