Bullshit

1.A term that is used to described lies or untrue stuff.

2. A term used to describe stupid things people do.

1. Teacher: Carter you are up to read next

Carter: Bullshit!

2. Teacher: PUT A LIMIT TO YOUR BULLSHIT!

by QuakeSplash26 January 6, 2020

bullshit master

Someone who is such a fountain of bullshit that they become a master of the art of spewing that stuff around.

Our monkey boy President George W. Bush is the foremost bullshit master alive today.

by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.

So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011

back on my bullshit

def 1: "to be back on one's bullshit is to return to a state at which you were your truest and most vocal self with a renewed focus on authenticity and a decided lack of fucks given for others"

def 2: "it is the act or process of accepting your inevitable return to the self-defeating and impulsive behaviors that have historically hindered your self actualization but from which you cannot, and no longer desire to, escape."

Alright I had my time of sadness. Back on my bullshit let’s get it.

by bria333 December 9, 2017

I call bullshit

The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.

Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."

Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."

by Fuckin' Bullshit April 7, 2011

Bullshitery

The act of bullshitting on a massive scale

Bill Clinton immersed the world in his bullshitery regarding his relationship with his intern

by Kevin Coin September 6, 2007

bullshitium

The concept of bullshit as an addition to the Periodic Table of Elements

Your argument is pure weapons-grade bullshitium

by kemo Dodger November 5, 2011