Buguardo

Team SESH producer

():Have you heard Buguardo's new song?
: nah, who's Buguardo?
():SESH

by Wormwoods May 23, 2020

Turd Burgular

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.

"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"

by Jordan January 4, 2004

turd burgular

When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.

I caught my cat being a turd burgular last night.

by Sancez December 26, 2005

turd burgular

someone who fucks butts and likes it 2

yo mom you are a total turd burgualr

by Joe Facker October 6, 2003

turd burgular

One who burgles shit(turds).
A total cocksmoker.

I saw Paul turd burgle my poop out of the tarlet!!

Vishy is a fag and a total turd burgular.

by NIGGA_HATER August 9, 2003

Turd Burgular

When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob

"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out

by Turd burgular 101 July 13, 2011

Turd Burgular

coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes

"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"

by Intergalactic Overlord 07 April 25, 2005