buglar

That tall asshole who always comments on everything
WE DONT CARE BUGLAR NO ONE DOES STOP TALKING

Buglar shut the fuck up

Buglar has a tiny penis

buglar by Manwiththeinchlongshlong April 22, 2015

Sperm Burglar 

A woman who tries to trap a man by getting herself knocked up.

Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.

Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.

“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.

See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.

John: Jane is perfect for me—she loves all the kinky shit I do to her—even cumming on her face!

Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.

John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.

Sperm Burglar by Big Dongky October 19, 2019

Burglarsonarceny

Burglarsonarceny is the crime of burglary, arson, and larceny committed in one act. First committed (and coined) by Bender Bending Rodriquez of Futurama fame.

Phil committed burglarsonarceny. Now he gets to go to jail.

Burglarsonarceny by Stargoat August 26, 2013

boglárka 

Boglárka is a hungarian name. She is Very talented in one thing. She always know how to put smile in Your face. She is Very understand ing with you kind and also Verrrrryyy funny. She is a beautuful person all the way but mostly she is a very good friend. She Will never leave you or never let to do something wrong. She Will always help you. If you have a BFF/gf named Boglárka you are very lucky. Don’t push her away.

I hearts you have a BFF named Boglárka. You are sooooooooo lucky.

boglárka by EmmaRose8 December 4, 2019

Bullarto Handshake 

The act of two men each giving the other a handjob, and afterwards shaking hands while the semen is still on their respective hands.

term is popularised by Lyn Brown.

I saw Andy giving a Bullarto Handshake to Matt, yeah its the normal gretting for the town.

Bullarto Handshake by Bellend Bellend Bellend August 23, 2011

Bulgarian

The hottest and loudest people on the planet. You know you're Bulgarian when:
1) your normal volume is twice that of your other friends

2) you eat your body weight in baklava and shopska salad

3) you've been drinking beer since you were in diapers

4) headache? rakiya! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!

5) music videos are mostly softcore porn

6) you have to explain chalga to everyone

7) your baba will tell you to lose weight but won't let you leave the house unless you've eaten four servings of manja

8) you yell "opa!" at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake

"What are you watching, why us everyone naked and with lip fillers?!"

"I'm Bulgarian, it's just the newest pop song!"

Bulgarian by sophia00 August 18, 2016

Bulgarian constant 

Basically anything which makes your result correct. (In Bulgaria they call this "coefficient of adjustment".)

your actual result × Bulgarian constant = expected result

Bulgarian constant by tomask July 7, 2021