Bronchitis-saurusrex

That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.

Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.

Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!

My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex

by CooNian August 13, 2018

Bronchitis laff

When you laugh but no noise coming out except for a wheeze and ah dry dry cough. Therefore you suffer from bronchitis laff syndrome.

Omg her bronchitis laff is killing me.

by eatyossy April 28, 2021

Bronchitis

The throat sickness someone gets from giving too much neck.

Whoahh, Stacey got a serious case of bronchitis from that party last night.

George couldn't come 'cause he was suffering from that odee case of bronchitis from that rager yesterday.

by Thereliablesource June 15, 2012

cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

by TheSickDick February 17, 2020

Bruhcitis

The illness that one makes up when they don't want to go out.

"Cody can't come out tonight. Manz has BRUHcitis"

by Leap2k19 July 26, 2019

Brochitis

The medical term for when a bro hangs out with his bros too much, loses his sanity, and doesn't know who he is anymore.

The bro only wanted a house party for one night, since they wouldn't leave he now has Brochitis.

by FryBanshee October 22, 2019

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023