breasturaunt

A restaurant that has terrible food, but boobs aplenty.

Hooters is the best "breasturaunt", but the food is disgusting.

by Trattortita, booby buffet July 23, 2012

breasts

The best pillows you can sleep on!

You get a scale that defines them:
(from small to massive)
1 flat
2 fried eggs
3 titties
4 tits
5 Jibbies
6 boobs
7 broobs
8 breasts
9 juggs
10 mellons

by Who's huw November 6, 2003

breastmatized

To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman's breasts.

"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."

"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."

by Lori Wildrick September 7, 2007

Tender Breasts

Tender breasts are a sign of an oncoming period. This happens because various hormones cause change in breast tissue which causes discomfort.

My period must be coming soon because I have tender breasts.

by Jc caylen July 10, 2016

breasties

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009

large breasts

something guys love

She has such large breasts that it's amazing!

by phoenixphoenix May 11, 2018

Breastnosis

the act of being hypnotized by breasts to the point of ignoring all else around you.

I didn't hear a word you said, I was in a state of breastnosis.

by Jeff Long September 2, 2003