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breastitute

A woman with breasts who allows another person, with breasts or otherwise, to touch, snuggle, slurp, or do some other act with her busom. For payment. The dirty slut!
Dude, Kelly is totally letting Brian feel her up. That lavacious Breastitute!
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breaststroke

An extremely difficult stroke to swim, involving a frog-kick and a complicated arm motion. Breaststrokers are lean and tall, with strong thighs and core. Swimmers who are not breaststrokers tend to admire breaststrokers for being able to do such a difficult stroke. Breaststrokers get props for doing 200 breaststroke, which is regarded as one of the most difficult events in swimming.

Breaststrokers are said to be good in bed because of their strong legs and tight body. Science has not proven it (yet), but breaststrokers are rumored to have the biggest boobs (female) or package (male).
Breaststroke was the first stroke ever swum in competition, in England in the early 1500s. It is the third stroke in the individual medley.
"Are you a breaststroker?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"You're hot as fuck!"
by alwaysclassy January 1, 2012
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breastfix

When a woman's breasts are touched, fondled, grabbed, or otherwise by a man who hasn't had the recent pleasure.

Made to sound like poorly enunciated pronunciation of 'breakfast', it's literally getting your breast fix.
Husband: "I sure could use some breastfix."
Wife: "You've got issues..."
by fly_fisher January 13, 2011
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breastfast

The short period in a human male's life where he isn't always thinking about boobs. Starts after breastfeeding ceases and finishes at puberty.
I used to be a huge comic book fan, but I lost interest after breastfast.
by neonwombat August 4, 2009
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breastosterone

Female version of testosterone. Equivalent of chestosterone.
"I'm gonna killa that skanky ho" raged Brittany, as she pulled herself free from her friends, the breastosterone giving her unexpected strength.
by JeanDePierre February 3, 2008
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breaststroker

People who get erotic and sexual arousal from swimming and all things to do with swimming pools, including swimming pool showers and changing rooms and other swimmers. These people may also have the same arousal from swimming at the beach.

A breaststroker may even uses such environments to cruise people for sexual encounters, when these people are doing this whilst swimming they are 'dog paddling'.

The term comes from the sexual connotations that arise from the swimming term 'breast stroke', stroke also being an obvious euphemism for masturbation.
swimming turns me on, i'm a breastroker, and damn proud of it.

look at that guy in the pool, checking out those other swimmers goods, he ain't doing laps he's dog paddling for some action, he's a breaststroker.
by turnedonby swimming July 25, 2011
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Breastanista

A Breastanista is a term for someone dedicated to fighting breast cancer...coined by breast cancer advocate, Dusty Showers-The 2nd Basemen.
Man, that guy wore a pink bra on national tv...he is a TOTAL Breastanista!
by The Breastanista November 6, 2010
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