bonertown

A colloquial term defining the male physiological/emotional dichotomy.

Q: Did you take that hot girl to Bonertown last night?

A: Nah, it was Bonertown: she wouldn't put out.

by James B...... August 14, 2007

bonertown

1) A quick way of describing how hot someone or something is.

2) Something that gives an instant erection.

"Did you see that room full of hot chicks over there? Stepping through that door is total Bonertown."

"So we were making out last night, and she starts grinding her crotch against my leg. Bonertown."

by bonertron August 7, 2008

boneritus

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!

Your sister gives me such boneritus!

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

Bonerstorm

1. A location where there are many more males present than females.

2. A situation where the number of males is much higher than desired, regardless of the number of females.

3. Several males in one location all becoming aroused at the same moment.

I can't believe how many guys go to your school, what a total bonerstorm!

Once the girls left the party it turned into a total bonerstorm.

When she came into the room wearing her wet t-shirt it started a total bonerstorm among us guys.

by Sl33py May 5, 2006

bonerthorax

A penetrating thoracic injury from an erect penis resulting in collapse of the ipsilateral lung as a result of semen accumulation. The boner should not be removed until both parties have climaxed

A 26 year old female presents to shock trauma with shortness of breath and wet panties. Our working differential diagnosis is tension bonerthorax and lupus.

by Livingsteezy March 26, 2009

Bonerist

One who is excels in bonering. (See boner)

Glenn Dorth is a bonerist.

by The Bonerist February 23, 2009

bonericious

Something so amazing it's worth getting a boner over.

Josh: "Did you see my halfcourt buzzer beater?"
Pedro: "Yeah, That was bonericious!"

by Discoo October 1, 2013