Bonedozer

A female (or male, if that's how you roll) who is highly unattractive and will cause excited men to go flaccid.

Dude, I had such a massive erection, but then this bonedozer sat down in front of me and I went flaccid like a deflating moonbounce.

by GrundleStiltskin December 5, 2009

bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

by scott gelato October 10, 2010

bonerzone

An area that induces instant boner.

Hey, those shoes are totally bonerzone.

by apple_eater5000 August 8, 2009

bonerdown

Extreme disappointment or anticlimax regarding something that one was previously excited about.

Lewis: When I showed up to the book signing it turned out to be Stephen Baldwin, not Alec Baldwin!

Christa: Bonerdown man!

by XtarPags November 28, 2011

bonernose

perverted fucktard. moronic beyond all belief.

you're a bonernose!!!!

by bloodravin July 1, 2006

Bonerdoner

A bonerdoner is a guy that a girl, usually very attractive, elects to have pre-arranged sex with her one or more times just to get over a relationship/bad test/daddy problems or just because she is extremely horny at the moment. A bonerdoner differentiates from a fuckbuddy in that they do not necessarily have to be friends, nor do they have to have sex more than one time.

Julia: So, did you get a bonerdoner for the big weekend?

Paulina: Yeah, he's some rich Harvard guy.

Julia: I heard Harvard guys have small dicks.

Paulina: Well I guess I'll find out after this weekend, I mean, he's just a bonerdoner, so it's not like we're attached.

by JuanCordobes August 14, 2012

Bonerdump

a word used to describe a less than pleasing situation, event, activity, or noun.

That casserole I ate over at your mom's house yesterday was a total bonerdump.

by Fartknockingbonerdump October 18, 2011