starkas bollockas narkas

To be completely nude/without clothes.
Usually used to emphasise exposure - in public for instance

And I was just standing there starkas bollockas narkas when she walked in!

by devsie January 16, 2008

gnat's bollock

An extremely small distance.

He missed that shot by a gnat's bollock.

by Mazman October 1, 2005

Bolivian marching powder

cocaine

Well, we were doing Bolivian marching powder all night, and one thing led to another . . .

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

bliody

the term for a person who is tall, chubby and awkward

Oh man, Tim is such a bliody, none of his jokes are funny.

by ColinD May 3, 2006

stark bollock naked

To be one hundred percent completely naked.

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018

stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

Bolivian Danish

An untoasted, un-sliced, whole bagel served with the cream cheese on top. It is customary to eat the danish in a spiral manner rather than from one edge to the other. Some proponents are said to stick their finger through the bagel “hole”, pushing excess cream cheese through.

I had a Bolivian danish for breakfast this morning

by Oh En Three Pea October 8, 2018