blowtreat

The new alternative to a blowjob. No one like to hear about a job and no one likes to work. But everyone loves treats!! What person wouldn't want to participate in a blowtreat!!

Last night my husband wanted oral sex...I gave him the best blowtreat ever and got a prize at the end!!

by Rev Pickle July 18, 2010

blowface sandwich

When finished busting a load on someone, one proceeds to take two pieces and bread in which they scrap the remains onto the bread and feed it to the recipient.

Imma give you a blowface sandwich

by 9r3w9r3w0 October 21, 2009

blowflies

flies that lay their eggs in rotting meat

Theo didn't have much of a sex life as he was attractive only to blowflies.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

Blorft

a word created by Tina Fey: (adj.) completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine & reacting to the stress w/the torpor of a possum

Every time I take a test I am blorft.

by Madster57 May 12, 2011

Cincinnati blowfish

Cincinnati blowfish occurs when a woman gives a man a rim job, vice versa, and he/she farts in the mouth thus puffing up the cheeks.

Nick was giving a rim job to Veronica Vaughn and she farted in his mouth. He yelled "you just gave me the dirtiest cincinnati blowfish i have ever had". (He tasted shit for a week).

by The boyz at STEIN. April 4, 2010

Blowstreak

Getting a blowjob while getting a killstreak in Call of Duty or Any FPS.

(Jason)Dude yesteray i was getting a blowjob whille owning you noobs in COD 4!! Bit*hsss BLOWSTREAK!!(Cody) Nice bro Sammy gave me one last week!

by GimmiedatD00bey August 9, 2009

Blowtox

When you get free plastic surgery by giving the surgeon a blowjob.

I gave my surgeon mad blowtox yesterday.

by MegaMemeMan June 4, 2018