blowflies

flies that lay their eggs in rotting meat

Theo didn't have much of a sex life as he was attractive only to blowflies.

blowflies by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

Jersey Shore Blowfish 

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.

i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

Jersey Shore Blowfish by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

salty blowfish 

The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio

Would you love me if I performed the salty blowfish on you?

salty blowfish by KRACKEDBACKKID May 29, 2019

Chocolate Blowfish 

Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.

"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"

Chocolate Blowfish by Raging Erections October 10, 2009

blowfest 

someone who sucks so bad at something

“Noah missed another three, he is a complete blowfest”.

blowfest by leibs69 June 3, 2020

Belgian Blowfish 

The act of diarrheating excessively into a magnum-sized condom, tying the condom, and popping it over your mate's face.

Guy: Hey, babe, I'm going to give you the sloppiest Belgian Blowfish you've ever hard.

Belgian Blowfish by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009

Boston Blowfish

when someone is tossing your salad and you fart in there mouth causing there cheecks to expand

this girl was licking my cornhole so i gave her the Boston Blowfish

Boston Blowfish by Das Tree July 4, 2006