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Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
Bloomer Crickets by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

bloomer biscuit 

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?

bloomer fan

the hardcore can-can pantyfan. They like to show off the extent of their fanness, and exist to be seen by who they fan after and also other fans. They are often showy, decorative, and ubiquitous.
"I'm such a bloomer fan for Imogen Heap that I made this sparkly t-shirt with her face on it and am going to wear it while chained to her mailbox so all the press comes to cover my hunger strike and in so doing promote Immi because I am her number one fan!" said the bloomer fan.
bloomer fan by JoyTKP September 28, 2006

Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.
Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.
Bloomer Bloney by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

bloomer puddin 

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.
When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

bloomer pudding 

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.
bloomer pudding by The Bastard February 20, 2004