Bloats

Blows goats

Wow, this bar really bloats

by MephistoMonkee March 19, 2014

Bleatus

It is the sound a goat makes when he has impregnated a female goat.
*works with humans too

Goat a: BLEATUS
Goat b: Damn goat c, goat a just impregnated someone

Goat c: dammmmmmn

by Overheat YT April 14, 2020

Toats-bloats

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.

"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"

by roundandsound November 13, 2011

bloats Mcgoats

like totes mcgoats but when you've eaten too much and can't even move

'I can't be bothered mate, i'm bloats mcgoats'

by tokyo tan May 6, 2010

Bloatastic

To get really stuffed and on good Mexican food to the point where you are not just bloated, but fantastically bloated.

Guys this Mexican food is bloatastic.
Let's all head down to Trudy's Mexican Star tonight and get bloatastic.
Those beans are looking real bloatastic.

by SimonPieman December 14, 2014

bloatshit

to big and heavy for it's functionality software, "bloated"

java (tm) is a classic bloatshit.

by Renorio November 30, 2006

Bloatscrape

A man with a scrapeing bloat face

DUDE! Is that a scrapeing bloat on your face!? BLOATFACE!!

by Sean April 10, 2003