blind date

When you go on a date with someone you don't know, or when someone sets you up with someone you dont know.

blind dates are sometimes good, usually bad, and always weird at the beginning.

by bobie January 19, 2005

bush blinded

The word to describe a person who has sadly been misled by the lies of George Bush and his "quest for peace".

Tom: "We went to Iraq to save the people from an evil regime where they were constantly in danger"
Me: "You're so bush blinded that you ignore the fact we still have no accurate Iraqi casualty list (which is estimated in the thousands"
Tom: ".......That's what yo momma said about you.."

by gri-unit October 1, 2005

is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see

Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

by darkestdarci April 30, 2023

blind guardian

Blind Guardian is the best modern metal band this side of Iced Earth. Their music kicks major ass and they have consistently turned out quality albums without selling out like many band do. When Hansi Kürsch (The lead singer) and Jon Schaffer (Iced Earth frontman) created the Demons and Wizards albums, it was the most kickass sounding side project ever.

"Hell yeah! Blind Guardian fuckin' rules! BG And Iced Earth forever!"

by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Blimped

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

by Dino Susan January 1, 2009

Blind Double Loner

Whilst playing Euchre and you DO NOT look at your hand and tell the dealer to pick it up, while you say "Blind Double Loner" and go alone. If you get all five tricks, you get 8 points instead of 4 because you called it blind.

Player #1: Pass.
Player #2: Pick it up, Blind Double Loner.
Player #3: Wow, this guy has got some balls.
Dealer: If you pull this off, I'll shit bricks.

by Fitzman June 8, 2009

Blind Threat

A threat you can't prove exists, unsure it even exists, or know it doesn't exist but still use it anyhow.

If you disobey me and go out in the woods at night the Chupacabra will get you and eat you. (Chupacabra is the Blind Threat)

If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)

by jxaxmxixn August 7, 2012