A male/female (commonly females) who are try hards in looking good yet ugly as fuck and flirts with guys/girls that despise their presence. A common way of identifying a blarf is that they wear shirts that hang off one shoulder, indicating that maybe they are a slut, but later on you find out they are indeed a tight ass prudey trudy. They usually try and act like others and seek loads of attention. They do not follow bros b4 hoes or chicks b4 dicks. Simply, a blarf is someone who thinks they are hot, yet is not in a way, shape, or form attractive.
hannah is the biggest blarf on the planet
did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf
that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf
that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
by killtheblarfs.com April 25, 2011
Get the Blarfmug. by Grinidad March 24, 2008
Get the Blarfmug. After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.
by Gabe & Mickey August 7, 2006
Get the blarf jobmug. by EffPee February 11, 2009
Get the Blarfmug. Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.
by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009
Get the Micro-Blarfingmug. used by only the weired people, to be a bitch or mean to somone or if you have nothing else to call them
by hanaaa October 23, 2007
Get the blarf nuggetmug. Danny got so excited when Brook gave him a Steamboat Willie that he blarfed all over the kitchen floor.
by Austronomy February 23, 2024
Get the Blarfmug.