Blarf

A male/female (commonly females) who are try hards in looking good yet ugly as fuck and flirts with guys/girls that despise their presence. A common way of identifying a blarf is that they wear shirts that hang off one shoulder, indicating that maybe they are a slut, but later on you find out they are indeed a tight ass prudey trudy. They usually try and act like others and seek loads of attention. They do not follow bros b4 hoes or chicks b4 dicks. Simply, a blarf is someone who thinks they are hot, yet is not in a way, shape, or form attractive.
hannah is the biggest blarf on the planet

did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf

that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
by killtheblarfs.com April 06, 2011
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Blarf

The act of Blarf.

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The expression of Blarf.
by Grinidad March 25, 2008
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blarf job

When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.
After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.
by Gabe & Mickey August 07, 2006
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Blarf

The phenomenon that takes place when smoking a blunt you just can't handle and you vomit.
"hphhhhhhhhhh.... braaaaaaaach" "dude! go easier so you don't blarf again"
by EffPee February 11, 2009
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Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.
I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.
by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009
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blarf nugget

used by only the weired people, to be a bitch or mean to somone or if you have nothing else to call them
"Did you hear what Robbie said to her? "
"He said she was a slut."
"Wow hes a blarf nugget"
by hanaaa October 07, 2007
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Blarf

When you vomit and ejaculate at the same time.
Danny got so excited when Brook gave him a Steamboat Willie that he blarfed all over the kitchen floor.
by Austronomy February 24, 2024
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