borked

No longer working.

That website is now borked, too much traffic has killed it.

by Pep April 14, 2004

Borked

A term used to describe writing loaded with misspelllings, transposed letters and misspaced words (i.e. suppose dto) where any attempt to read it, as written, aloud sounds like the Swedish Chef.

Marty must have really intimidated him, he completely Borked that ticket he sent to local support.

by Captain Shocker March 30, 2011

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

borked

broken. deliberate mispelling and leetization of broken. broke > borke > bork > borked

GAH! I borked it!
dude! you borked it!

by clay May 31, 2003

borked

When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.

Also applicable: borking, bork

"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"

"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."

"What the bork are you doing?"

by scumbagk December 28, 2011

borked

In computer software borked is usually synonomous with fucked up beyond all recognision, but usually has been delibratly done by someone who is incompatant.

This use of borked is rooted in the traditional defination, to obstruct by defimation &co. in this sense the obstruction is the fucked up, not working ness, and the defimation is that it is beyond all recognision.

Android is borked, Google didn't even use a posix, standard c compliant c library and I've seen more Java in starbucks than Davlik, no wonder there are no fucking apps for the thing, who'd waste years porting to that piece of fubar shit. Time to rm -rf / and install GNU/Linux.

by oliverthered May 27, 2013

borked

to have sex with or fuck

andy: i have borked alot of woman in my day
dave: you've borked?

by bad company August 14, 2007