Borked

A term used to describe writing loaded with misspelllings, transposed letters and misspaced words (i.e. suppose dto) where any attempt to read it, as written, aloud sounds like the Swedish Chef.
Marty must have really intimidated him, he completely Borked that ticket he sent to local support.
by Captain Shocker March 15, 2011
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Borked

Josh smoked the rest of the stash, and is currently borked of his gourd.

Oh god, josh is borked.
by The master blaster (Bran) August 19, 2019
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Borked

When you brake s**t so bad, you brake the words to describe it too.
With out glasses how borked are your eyes?

After that crash her leg was borked n can't walk
by Mbussnp March 10, 2014
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Bork, bork, bork!

A language modeled after the much beloved Muppets Sweedish chef who would often say "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! usually puts emphasis on vowels and pronunces W's as V's, and O's as U's. The language is meant to resemble how a person who speaks sweedish would pronounce american words.

Bork, bork, bork! translation:
(It helps if you say it outloud)
Eh lungooege-a moodled-a effterr deh mooch behluvved-a Muppehts sveedeesh cheff ooh vood uften sey-a de "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! eh-oosuly pootss effassis on-eh de vowools oon pronunceeze W's ez V's ehnd-eh de Oo's ez Uz's. Teh lungooege eez-eh mehntt doo reezembul-a ow eh perssunn speakks sveedeesh vood-eh pronunceez-ah ahmehreekaan verrds.
"Hey! Did you figure out how to change your language on Google yet?"

"Yeah, I even set it to Bork, bork, bork!"
by elgoog February 12, 2010
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Bork Bork

From the Muppet character, the Swedish Chef. A phrase used to indicate that someone has just said something which sounds like it should make sense, but doesn't at all.
Person 1: I really enjoyed that movie.

Person 2: Yes, the acting was superb.

Person 3: All I can think about now is gourmet cheese.

Person 1: Bork bork!

Person 2: Bork bork!
by Oysterbaby's Man February 28, 2011
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Bork Bork

A sound sometimes made by a Pupper. This pupper may be mentally retarded. The borking sound is caused when a pupper tries to bark but fails, the sound that does end up coming out sounds like "bork bork".

Doggos and doges have also been known to make this noise from time to time.

The borking noise was originally brought to fame by memers. It had since been used to describe awkward barks all around the world.
Doge: Bork Bork

Human 1: bork bork?
Human 2: yes, bork bork!
by Bork for days May 30, 2017
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borke

Broken in a sudden, unexpected manner at a critical time.
It's launch day and the webserver's fuckin BORKE
by gweasel January 29, 2009
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