beeruise

mysterious, unexplained bruises you discover on your body after a heavy night of drinking beer or other forms of alcohol

"man, i got really drunk last nite. check out this beeruise i got on my leg..."

by turkeyfunk December 18, 2008

berju

fat ugly berju glasser stanco jordan man

fat obese pig that thinks he’s better than everyone at sports

god damn motherfucking berju

by ajstanco5 April 28, 2022

Beerus

Very powerful furless kitty cat who can destroy entire planets with a TAP!

Beerus is a god among gods

by Māśøñ May 1, 2022

beercunting

where beer is ingested in one vagina, and through either a tubed dildo or "scissoring" is transferred into another vagina.

"Josh C: Yo son did u watch that new Lindsay Lohan tape?" "Mike P: Yeah nukka there's mad beercunting init."

by Shane Shotgun November 6, 2012

beerlusion

the act of being drunk and not agknowledging it. a beer-delusion. also being drunk and thinking the world is spinning. a beer-illusion

"i need to sit down, the room is spinning"
"no, the room isn't spinning, you are having a beerlusion.

by fadedredwing May 19, 2009

beercussion

The condition experienced the day following extreme over-consumption of beer, when symptoms of a concussion are exhibited; e.g., head pain, dizziness, loss of coordination, double vision, vomiting, nausea, memory loss.

Akin to a normal hangover, but specifically due to beer consumption.

"Bro... I downed so many Milwaukee's Beasts last night at the kegger, that I think I have a beercussion!"

by Lord Thrust February 4, 2013

Beerous

The state of feeling overbloated from having consumed too much beer. Can be partially cured by burping.

After four hours in the pub I felt incredibly beerous.

by dr ben August 12, 2012