beercunting

where beer is ingested in one vagina, and through either a tubed dildo or "scissoring" is transferred into another vagina.

"Josh C: Yo son did u watch that new Lindsay Lohan tape?" "Mike P: Yeah nukka there's mad beercunting init."

by Shane Shotgun November 6, 2012

Beercontinence

Humiliatingly soiling yourself as a direct consequence of alcohol-consumption.

After inadvisedly smelling a half-pint of shandy, Simon developed catastrophic beercontinence and uncontrollably voided his bowels in the middle of a busy supermarket.

Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.

Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”

by Lancaster's Second Finest January 20, 2023

beerlunking

Attempting to drink a poorly poured beer with too much head.

The keg was almost spent so my red cup was almost nothing but head and I had to go beerlunking to get drunk.

by Fullgl July 25, 2007