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beercunt 

noun- a person, male or female, who becomes a slut when drunk

adjective- describing an act that would be preformed by someone who was termed a beercunt
noun - "Man, she's a nice girl usually but at parties she's such a beercunt."

adjective - "Don't get drunk at this party, last time you made out with five different guys and it was a really beercunt thing to do."
beercunt by russian_turk March 4, 2009
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beercunt 

When a woman can no longer view her groin/vagina area because her stomach blocks the view - female version of a beer belly on a man.
She had become so fat from drinking booze - usually beer because that was the cheapest - that she acquired a beercunt, and could no longer see her groin without looking in the mirror
beercunt by Dr. Zaius Jr. July 20, 2012

Beercunt 

You are really a beercunt
Beercunt by Arsw June 7, 2017

Beercontinence 

Humiliatingly soiling yourself as a direct consequence of alcohol-consumption.
After inadvisedly smelling a half-pint of shandy, Simon developed catastrophic beercontinence and uncontrollably voided his bowels in the middle of a busy supermarket.

Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.

Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”

beercunting 

where beer is ingested in one vagina, and through either a tubed dildo or "scissoring" is transferred into another vagina.
"Josh C: Yo son did u watch that new Lindsay Lohan tape?" "Mike P: Yeah nukka there's mad beercunting init."
beercunting by Shane Shotgun November 6, 2012

beerhunter 

Late at night, when you're all out of beer, the stores are closed but you still want more, you become the Beerhunter. Breaking and entering into peoples garages 'n stuff, to steal beer
Man, great party last night but @5:00 we were dry so we had to go beerhunting
beerhunter by Piet February 16, 2005
Adj; A word describing the unique physique of a person whose exercise regime consists of multiple repetitions with a six pack or tapped keg.
My cousin has worked long and hard since college to get to the tone and definition he’s at now, he’s beercut like whoa!
beercut by NyIT Life April 22, 2004
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