beats 

1. (N) Music.
2. (V) Physically attacking another (also: To conquer another as in a game)
3. (N) Heroin addicted artistic types who wear a lot of black and snap at poetry readings (short for beatnik)

1. "My, my. Those are some Kicking beats."
2. "Watch as Sue beats Sheila for stealing her purple pen."
3. "Those beats need to clean up their acts, stop hanging out in coffee shops and get real jobs. Why not work in a nice soda shop?"

beats by Amy the Bohemian Pirate July 11, 2003

beats 

Measurement of time created by SWATCH. 1000 beats in a day, metric time.

Josh: How many beats is it man?

Martin: De beats char! It’s saying eight six five, it’s fucked; it’s out of sync or something.

beats by Beadle September 29, 2003

Beats 

Beats is a slang insult towards fat people. To be "Beats" is to be obscenely fat or overweight in such a way that you are repulsive and have no chance of getting laid. To be used effectively the word must be screamed in the face of the fattie. After you use the word you must deny all knowledge of how you came about the word and what it means.

Fat Girl: Hey hows it going?

Liam: BEATS!
Fat Girl: What?
Liam: Nothing.

Beats by Dr "The Doc" Docherty September 24, 2012

beats 

sucks
not cool
boring

John: I got fired from work and my wife left me.

Dave: That beats. or beats.

beats by sccity March 9, 2010

beats 

More than one masturbatory session.

"Dude! The other day, this guy was catching some serious beats in the porno theatre!"
"Ummm- you were in a porno theatre? Dude."
"Touche. But still, it was gross."

beats by Troupster July 10, 2003

beats 

1. (interjection) Similar to pwn and the like, this exclamation is used to exhibit defeat of another, usually during some type of gaming session

2. (noun) The thudding bass section of (usually) hip-hop style music, though it can be applied to any style

*headshots opponent* "Beats!" *brings right elbow down on left palm*

"hey man, check out those fly beats"

beats by Liam February 16, 2004

beats 

brown eat zest (Beatz}

beatz....beatz beatz....

beats by pro noun brown October 18, 2003