Definitions by Troupster

jackleg 

A mildly annoying or incompetent individual; not quite a jackass.

Hey jackleg, that's MY beer!

jackleg by Troupster July 10, 2003

beats 

More than one masturbatory session.

"Dude! The other day, this guy was catching some serious beats in the porno theatre!"
"Ummm- you were in a porno theatre? Dude."
"Touche. But still, it was gross."

beats by Troupster July 10, 2003

finding nemo 

A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus.

"Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo."

finding nemo by Troupster July 10, 2003