finding nemo

A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus.

"Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo."

by Troupster July 10, 2003

jackleg

A mildly annoying or incompetent individual; not quite a jackass.

Hey jackleg, that's MY beer!

by Troupster July 10, 2003

beats

More than one masturbatory session.

"Dude! The other day, this guy was catching some serious beats in the porno theatre!"
"Ummm- you were in a porno theatre? Dude."
"Touche. But still, it was gross."

by Troupster July 10, 2003