baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

Babooinous

When someone is behaving in a deplorable and repugnant fashion akin to that of a baboon

Giorgio was behaving babooinously when he decided to fling shit at his friends from the treetops

by ErGrigio May 15, 2019

Buffoon Baboon

One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).

Guy: Hey do you see that person?
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon

by FromKatlyn+John September 19, 2018

babooze

something a person is when they don't think.

He's a babooze for thinking he wouldn't get struck by lightning twice.

by Arlene July 25, 2003

baloops

full, beautiful lips, not unlike those of a balloon.

Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

babooskie

a girl you love with a big butt and titties

you got that right babooskie has it all

by allgood104 March 31, 2011

A baboonaphile

A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003