Boner 

Something that seems to happen whenever you're with your accountant

Accountant: Okay, let's file this tax return for you
Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you

Boner by JJ-DJ January 28, 2017

Boner 

When the penis grows stiff due to a sexual arouse

Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!

Boner by SlopNChop August 31, 2020

Boner 

A person who is a huge fan of the hit VR game Boneworks.

Person - Yo did you see the new Boneworks update?
Person2 - Yeah bro, I'm a total Boner.

Boner by MensPinkSatchel February 10, 2022

Boner 

When the penis grows large due to a sexual arouse!

Chad developed a Boner when Kiersten released her long blonde hair from it's bun!

Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him!

When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!

Boner by SlopNChop January 12, 2017

boner 

a special kind of bone that only appears on special occasions, and only special ladies can make it appear.

Jay's boner recognizes Annie before his brain does.

boner by mademoisellevanta March 21, 2015

boner 

an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on

that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole

boner by me December 14, 2002

Boner 

When u see a hot girl and want to smash you get this big thing that goes up 10 inches.

Damn I got a boner when I saw the D'amelio sisters.

Boner by Bonehead5000 February 24, 2020