asswipe

A person who is so stupid that they make the donkey look good (smarter than them).
guy 1: I know a guy who asked me how to do the same math problem about ten times.

guy 2: Some people never learn. What an asswipe.
by Edefiner February 10, 2015
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This is what you call someone who's realy pissin' you off
It's usually added onto "shut the fuck up you...." and you have to say it as if you are out of breath else it looses it's meaning
by not shown May 05, 2003
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JERK !!

When this word was coined in 1984 this is what it meant. It never meant anything about someone's ass or some piece of tool to clean it with.
Get out of here asswipe !
by clickhere July 19, 2006
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by Ima Feinlen February 07, 2004
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One who is the same as a cloth that wipes the crap from my ass.
My husband is an asswipe.
by lgeorge April 30, 2006
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I would love to use George W Bush as an asswipe.
by Judy Sweetland November 17, 2007
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an obnoxious person,
a choadlike individual
what an asswipe,that guy is such an asswipe
by dave kite April 04, 2005
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