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Ass Wank

Another term for anal sex. Mostly used by religious people, who believe in no sex before marriage - but feel the urge to have sexual intercourse.
Ay lad that bird gives good 'ass wanks'!
by Kostadino October 16, 2008
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Asswacked

That feeling when all the illegals hit u at the one time and u sit there and come to the realisation that you are in fact asswacked
Man I’m asswacked in the abbey Boyle changing room will u giz us a lift home
by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020
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asswanger©

A man whom uses his member in the act of any heterosexual or homosexual anal insertion.
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Saskatoon ass wank

Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities
Example:

Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??

Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!

But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!

Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
by Saskatoon Ass Wank January 1, 2018
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dumb fuck shit ass wank

the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole
This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!
by Corpse July 25, 2004
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Assanka

An award given to someone who fails at talking or describing something.
Gosh Mom, you just earned the assanka award.
by kmelly June 28, 2010
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asswang

a person who has had their wang surgically removed from their pelvic area, and re-issued to their ass.
Pat: man that guy has an asswang
Phil: yeah he got it done last week
by Pat8969 September 28, 2005
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