Applebet

The words that apple autocorrect creates from words your are trying to write

Applebet:
You try to write "unbreakable" but it corrects it to "in breakable"

by D4 rep October 6, 2012

Appleist

Being rascist to apples

Dude you can't judge an apple by its red or greeness, that's appleist bro

by SomeTrashYT May 5, 2022

applecart

an extremely stupid, or foolish person.

Look at Jeff! He is such a friggin Applecart!

by Ed the head June 30, 2005

applestamp

An applestamp is what happens when someone is such an idiot that they do something with their Apple notebook, such as:

-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.

-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.

The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.

The man at the genius bar applestamped me because i "accidentally" ripped the combo drive out of my brother's ibook.

by kidjay June 27, 2005

Apple-cest

When people who work at the Apple stores constantly hook up with one another.

I'm glad you don't work there anymore. No more apple-cest relationships.

by really? you need to know? June 4, 2010

applestle

One who would drink poisoned Kool-Aid if Steve Jobs says so.

Mary, the true applestle that she is, wears a black turtleneck everyday.

by jsaure October 27, 2004

Applestalk

A very important person in a making.

"Bill is the Applestalk of microsoft"

by odwarific January 16, 2014