Apple-cest

When people who work at the Apple stores constantly hook up with one another.

I'm glad you don't work there anymore. No more apple-cest relationships.

by really? you need to know? June 4, 2010

applecest

Incestous shippings (made usually by bronies or "cloppers") involving ponies from the Apple Family from My little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Examples of applecest:

Big Mac x Applejack

Braeburn x Applejack

Braeburn x Big Mac

by yourFACE July 22, 2012

Applecentric

To feel superior in comparison to devoted PC users

That new girl in the office is so Applecentric! She poured coffee on my PC and used my CDs as coasters, let's hide dildos in her desk.

by Cubeshine January 19, 2007

Applecist

When there is discrimination between apple colours and/or quality (favoured), judging both unequally from each other.

E.G. That apple is soft it should go die (applecist)
Or
Ew green apples are so disgusting red apples are better (applecist)

Note: in terms of quality, one is not considered an Applecist if discrimination is shown against apples that are inedible or spoilt.

“Have you heard of the Applecist named Justin? He hates green apples and goes all out to discriminate them!”

“Have you seen Amanda? She threw away her soft apples because she didn’t like them! What an Applecist.”

by 73mp14rr October 30, 2022