anglophile 

Someone (more often than not American) who holds an extremely romanticised view of England and the English. Can be found putting on an Dick Van Dyke-esque English accent and saying things like 'fag'.

Anglophile: "Alright mate, can I nick a fag?"

anglophile by Kay March 27, 2006

Anglophile 

a person who favors English or British culture over their own. they consider British history, arts, music, culture, etc. (modern or historical) to be superior to their own. this person may use preferred British spelling for common words such as colour instead of color, favourite instead of favorite, centre, instead of center, grey instead of gray, etc.

"Stop obsessing over Shakespeare, you Anglophile!"

"Anglophiles are so intellectual!"

"Only an Anglophile would like that sub-par Brit-pop crap!"

Anglophile by asheneyed May 6, 2008

Audiophile

Someone who has sexual relations with speakers and / or headphones.

Guess what John is an Audiophile! His wife caught him with his penis in the subwoofer.

Audiophile by Frank Barnes March 4, 2022

anglophile 

A lover of things English; used pejoratively or self-referentially.

In practice, a person with an unhealthy admiration for English culture. Similar to a wigger or Otaku. Contrasted somewhat by an asiaphile whom, while lusting after either the aura or perceived accessibility of an Asian mate, generally has a non-existent or patronizing relationship with Asian culture.

Anglophiles will listen to any trashy club-pop, as long as a skinny guy from the small island poses in a "mod" suit on the poster.

anglophile by plasticman September 4, 2004

Andriphilis 

when you have so many std's that you cant name them all!

man... that guy has had sex with so many dirties that he has andriphilis!!!

Andriphilis by Montana Nighttower July 24, 2010

anglophile 

A person who believes England has a superior or the best culture when compared to their own. See: common sense

"There's something terribly wrong with John; he said that he wasn't an Anglophile."
"Good good, send him to a psychiatrist right away!"

anglophile by Probably an Englishman June 28, 2013

angriphile 

A person who is fond of being and acting angry. One who enjoys being full of trouble, prone to having a vexatious sense of being enraged and irate.

The angriphile hides embarrassment of the fear of "not knowing what's really going on" by acting all upset and pissy, sometimes calcifying as rage and/or hatred.

The angriphile is in desperate need of learning forgiveness of self and others.

angriphile by Gee It's Us July 7, 2011