Austin and Ally

The best show in the whole wide world. I still watch it everyday even though it ended. It energizes me when I'm happy, comforts me when I'm sad and anxious, and I always get a laugh from Dez and Trish.
Enjoy the picture of Nelson below.

I watch Austin and Ally everyday because it's the best show ever.

by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

Astin

Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted, shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.

Guy 1: I saw Astin the other day
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.

by CharlieisOkay May 17, 2022

The Austin Maneuver

When you pour Mountain Dew in her pussy and viciously drink/eating it out of her and then using the rest as lubricant.

I used code red for the Austin maneuver last week.

by Yomamagay69plz May 16, 2019

Stone Cold Steve Austin

A beer-swilling, ass kicking foul mouthed redneck. Takes no orders from
anybody, especially Vince McMahon or
Eric Bischoff.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your
ass!

by Bionic Redneck September 25, 2003

Austin Porter

Austin Porter is a blond hair boy from the boy band PRETTYMUCH.

“Austin Porter is so talented.”

by PastelTori October 28, 2018

austin powers

A pimp/spy/shagger hes slept with over 20 ladies in one movie

Do i make you Horny????

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Austin Carlile

The amazing and beautiful frontman/screamer to the band Of Mice and Men. Austin is incredibly tall and is super nice. He has Marfan Syndrome and got surgery, and he has been through a ton of shit yet he continues to make other people happy, and takes hate from a lot of people but doesnt give up. Aust is also shipped with his best friend Alan who plays rhythm guitar in his band, their ship is "Cashby".

"Why are you so obsessed with Austin Carlile?"
"Cause he's rad AF"
OR

"Austin Carlile or Die"

by Austin's future daughter January 3, 2014