The littest person ever. She is kind, hilarious, and EXTREMELY fit and athletic. She may look small, but she's very powerful. She also has the cutest dog <3
by birkenstocksgirl June 14, 2018

by birkenstocksgirl January 13, 2018

The best person you'll ever meet. She has a heart of pure gold and is kind to everyone who deserves it. She is gorgeous and blows everyone away. Most importantly, she is extremely fit and athletic. Don't let her short height mislead you, she is pure muscle. Also, contrary to popular belief, her mom is NOT fat and does have a pussy. She has the cutest dog too.
Person 1: Am I your best friend?
Person 2: Nah, Sabrina is.
Person 1: Well, her mom is fat and has no pussy!
Person 2: Lies.
Person 2: Nah, Sabrina is.
Person 1: Well, her mom is fat and has no pussy!
Person 2: Lies.
by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

Brayden: Are Sabrina and Noah a thing?
Hannah: Not officially, but Snoah is real. It will be a thing.
Hannah: Not officially, but Snoah is real. It will be a thing.
by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

A queen. Lanie is the coolest and most beautiful person to walk this earth. Everyone is jealous of her. She also has an exclusive af instagram.
I'm jealous of Lanie.
by birkenstocksgirl December 12, 2018

Anna is a beautiful, kind, and shy girl. If you get to know her, it's an experience you'll cherish for the rest of your life. She knows how to make you feel better and laugh whenever you're down. She'll be stuck in your head literally forever. Her innocent personality makes you love her even more. She also loves animals. She's the best friend you'll ever meet and never take advantage of her if you meet her someday. The friendship you'll share with her is one so crazy it can't be explained, but it's so freaking awesome at the same time and you'd never trade it for anything.
Anna is my best friend!
by birkenstocksgirl January 13, 2018

(noun): a person who takes screenshots of people's private snapchat messages and distributes them to the general public or opponents
(verb): the act of taking screenshots of people's private snapchat messages and distributing them to the general public or opponents
(verb): the act of taking screenshots of people's private snapchat messages and distributing them to the general public or opponents
by birkenstocksgirl June 13, 2021
