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Definitions by birkenstocksgirl

capawomps 

(v) to tell the truth, but to be accused of lying
Me: I've never kissed anyone before
Person: capawomps
capawomps by birkenstocksgirl June 19, 2021

Simpawomps 

A person who has a hardcore crush, especially girls who have crushes on blonde climber boys
Girl #1: AHHHHH isn't Carter perfect??????
Girl #2: STFU YOU'RE SUCH A SIMPAWOMPS!
Simpawomps by birkenstocksgirl June 13, 2021

Snitchawomps 

(noun): a person who takes screenshots of people's private snapchat messages and distributes them to the general public or opponents
(verb): the act of taking screenshots of people's private snapchat messages and distributing them to the general public or opponents
I got snitchawompsed for sending a picture to her of him at the gym.
A dumb thing that dominates a 17 year old boy's thoughts
Amanda: hey, wanna hang out?
Andrew: Sure. Let's have sex.
Sex by birkenstocksgirl November 19, 2020
The sweetest, most caring person in the entire world. She will inspire you to be a better person and she will help you grow. She will always put a smile on your face. She's rare to find, but when you find her, you will love her with your entire heart forever and ever.
I love Bella, I wouldn't be me today without her.
Bella by birkenstocksgirl April 29, 2019
A queen. Lanie is the coolest and most beautiful person to walk this earth. Everyone is jealous of her. She also has an exclusive af instagram.
I'm jealous of Lanie.
lanie by birkenstocksgirl December 12, 2018

Madeleine 

One of the most kind, caring, and genuine people I've ever met. Madeleine always forgives people when they are sorry and she is nice to everyone, whether she likes them or not. She is always open to making new friends and loves everyone for who they are. She is also insanely pretty and athletic.
Kaitlyn: ... and I'm so, so, so sorry. I really screwed up and I hope you can forgive me. I really care about you.
Madeleine: Don't worry, Kaitlyn!! Thank you for apologizing.
Madeleine by birkenstocksgirl June 25, 2018