birkenstocksgirl's definitions

Sabrina

The best person you'll ever meet. She has a heart of pure gold and is kind to everyone who deserves it. She is gorgeous and blows everyone away. Most importantly, she is extremely fit and athletic. Don't let her short height mislead you, she is pure muscle. Also, contrary to popular belief, her mom is NOT fat and does have a pussy. She has the cutest dog too.

Person 1: Am I your best friend?
Person 2: Nah, Sabrina is.
Person 1: Well, her mom is fat and has no pussy!
Person 2: Lies.

by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

Simpawomps

A person who has a hardcore crush, especially girls who have crushes on blonde climber boys

Girl #1: AHHHHH isn't Carter perfect??????
Girl #2: STFU YOU'RE SUCH A SIMPAWOMPS!

by birkenstocksgirl June 13, 2021

Austin and Ally

The best show in the whole wide world. I still watch it everyday even though it ended. It energizes me when I'm happy, comforts me when I'm sad and anxious, and I always get a laugh from Dez and Trish.
Enjoy the picture of Nelson below.

I watch Austin and Ally everyday because it's the best show ever.

by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

Long Island

A pretty sweet place. It can get kind of hectic in some parts, but it has the best food and beaches in the world.

long island is cool

by birkenstocksgirl January 30, 2018

Snitchawomps

(noun): a person who takes screenshots of people's private snapchat messages and distributes them to the general public or opponents
(verb): the act of taking screenshots of people's private snapchat messages and distributing them to the general public or opponents

I got snitchawompsed for sending a picture to her of him at the gym.

by birkenstocksgirl June 13, 2021

Sabrina

The littest person ever. She is kind, hilarious, and EXTREMELY fit and athletic. She may look small, but she's very powerful. She also has the cutest dog <3

Person 1: Am I your best friend?
Person 2: Nah, Sabrina is.

by birkenstocksgirl June 14, 2018

Anna

Anna is a beautiful, kind, and shy girl. If you get to know her, it's an experience you'll cherish for the rest of your life. She knows how to make you feel better and laugh whenever you're down. She'll be stuck in your head literally forever. Her innocent personality makes you love her even more. She also loves animals. She's the best friend you'll ever meet and never take advantage of her if you meet her someday. The friendship you'll share with her is one so crazy it can't be explained, but it's so freaking awesome at the same time and you'd never trade it for anything.

Anna is my best friend!

by birkenstocksgirl January 13, 2018