Alzheimers

When you forget things.
What was the word again?

Doc - You have cancer
Patient - What else?
Doc - You also have Alzheimers
Patient - Well at least I don't have cancer.

by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023

Alcozheimers

A state induced by alcohol where one forgets random events, parts of evenings or entire years at a time.

Yes, you really did do that last night. You must remember - or is it your Alcozheimers kicking in again?

by SlightlySquiffyMike August 30, 2009

alchyzheimers

Someone who has alzheimers and an alcoholic.

I'm an old fuck and drink a bunch. I think I have alzheimers and a liver disorder. Crap! No I have alchyzheimers.

by fish on!!! July 25, 2009

Alzheimers Disease

Alzheimer's: the affliction that is caused by microscopic robots when they enter the elderly mind and download their memories and hide the information in hidden folders. This holds true because old people are electronically handicapped therefore cannot work the tiny robot computers. thereby severing the old person from their memories

Ralph has the Alzheimers Disease look at him potato.

by Sylviodrood December 2, 2009

Alzheimers

Doing LSD and a laxative at the same time. "Free trial of being a senior"

A: Ay boys im about to do some laxatives to detox who doing it with me

B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives

C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably

B: a free trial of being a senior

A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers

by R@D October 27, 2020

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

Wehn Inspector Gadget reaches his twilight years.

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

by Ear-Fuck February 20, 2009

Irish Alzheimers

A condition primarily (not exclusively) seen in women of Irish ancestry involving a loss of rational and objective memory, specifically as it pertains to any past misdoings on their behalf. This lapse in memory is almost always accompanied by an innate ability to recall with unparalleled clarity any wrong others have caused them, regardless of how trivial or seemingly unrelated.

I was winning the argument with Patricia until her Irish Alzheimers flared up and she reminded me that on our third date I told her she didn't look good in yellow.

by Raws December 23, 2015