zorch

A verb: To mess something up to the point of unusability, or even to destroy it.

I hadn't saved my file, and my computer crash totally zorched the term paper that I was writing.

by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003

zorch

cool, fresh, outta sight

Hey, check it out... I got this zorch new MP3 player.

by ranebo January 8, 2005

zorch

Electrical energy used as a teleporter for flemoids back to their own dimension. (from the DooM total converion Chex Quest)

Dameon sure zorched the hell out of that Flemoid! It only took 200 zorch charges!

by atariangamer July 1, 2008

zorch

1)even more "cool" than "cool"
2) exceedingly great
3) to annhilate from existence

Mr. Wilcox (11th Grade Physics Teacher): You better do zorhcy on the next test, Wallace, if you don't want to be zorched out of existence.

by Matthew Swartz January 11, 2004

zorched

To Be Extreamly Pie Eyed Or Skulled had a puff too many

Man I am Super Zorched

by Spooch Bus December 31, 2007

zorch

Real George, zorch cow, boss.

That model airplane sure is zorch.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

zorch

The most horrible thing in the universe. A slang term for a vagina.

She spread her zorch wide while stretching at the gym, resulting in nausea and vomiting.

by gagging massively July 17, 2010