Zorch 

The person who sucks the fart out of the seats at the end of a movie.

John 1: So John what do you do for a living?
John 2: Nothing much, just been zorching

Zorch by Gabriel S. August 30, 2007

zorch 

slang the female sex organ, the vagina.

That is the biggest zorch I have ever seen!

That zorch looks like it has the syphilis monster living inside.

BOB: "Sally's zorch has teeth!"
BILL: "Dude, those are scabs..."

zorch by Super_Pope January 6, 2004

zorch 

The skin that is contained in the crotchular area of an individual, be it male or female. It starts at the pubic bone and reaches the anus with a small epidermal portion of the legs surrounding it on the left and right.

Oye, my zorch is killing me dear. It's quite chapped and raw.

Fucking crap man, I've got a housing project for crabs being built in my zorch right now. Im'a hafta get a bottle of that Rid shit and douse my junk in it.

You can fucking lick out my zorch, ya bitch!

zorch by Bill February 14, 2004

zorch 

One who sniffs female bicycle seats

A zorch was spotted on Main Street at 3:45 pm today. Further reports have stated that the zorch has been seen performing his act for several weeks.

zorch by slopsherslasher May 22, 2009

zorch 

A versatile word with many modern uses, the three most acceptable being:

1) Verb, transitive: to score a goal in spectacular fashion in the popular Konami video game, Winning 11.

2) Verb, intransitive: to dominate in Winning 11

3) verb, intransitive: to drink so much liquor as to black out of consciousness.

1) Did you see that goal? What a zorching.

2) Undefeated today. I'm just zorching all over the place.

3) Oh man, after drinking all of that Natural Ice, he's zorched beyond repair.
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zorch by #1 Zorcher April 24, 2009

zorch 

A gangly, poor-postured female that walks with an outwardly thrusted pelvis and emits nervous laughter. Possesses little or no social graces and is often prone to urinary tract infections.

"Did you hear that laugh? Put your phone away or the zorch will get you in trouble with the boss."

"You shouldn't drink that much man, you almost went home with that zorch."

zorch by SSMKTslang November 2, 2013

zorch 

a term that was used by people way back when

that is so zorch Mr. P. that turkey

zorch by humalala February 22, 2008