2 definitions by SSMKTslang
A gangly, poor-postured female that walks with an outwardly thrusted pelvis and emits nervous laughter. Possesses little or no social graces and is often prone to urinary tract infections.
"Did you hear that laugh? Put your phone away or the zorch will get you in trouble with the boss."
"You shouldn't drink that much man, you almost went home with that zorch."
"You shouldn't drink that much man, you almost went home with that zorch."
by SSMKTslang November 2, 2013
An overweight, scrubby person with little interest in maintaining personal hygiene or acceptable public dress.
"I saw that mamawtch at the bus stop and she had ice cream stains on her sweatpants."
"That guy that has been in the bathroom for 30 minutes is such a mamawtch, so I keep tossing cups of water under the door to mess with him."
"That guy that has been in the bathroom for 30 minutes is such a mamawtch, so I keep tossing cups of water under the door to mess with him."
by SSMKTslang November 5, 2013