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Slap your english teacher day 

If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?

Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)

National hate your former teacher day

Hate your former teacher. Only teachers who were actually bitches to everyone, especially if her teacher name is Mrs. Cappezzutto
Jonathan: what day is it
Bryant: It’s National hate your former teacher day !!!!
Jonathan: Thanks

Your annoying ass teacher

The person that helps u solve problems that you’d never have without them.
Your annoying ass teacher that makes your life a living hell. Her name is cow.
1: “I love my ANNOYING ASS TEACHER!”
2: “class pet” 😒

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers 

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

tell your teachers you have coronavirus day 

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November
Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Yourteacher.com 

A Math tutoring website that helps kids understand math. They have youtube videos, and it helps many who dont understand what their math teacher is saying.

Or: A Comeback proving that learning math in school is a waste of time.
My math teacher spends about 5 hours talking about how triangles are congruent, and i ACTUALLY learn more in 5 MINUTES by yourteacher.com