younglife

a fucking joke. it’s all popular kids getting together to show off the expensive trips they go on and post it on instagram. they say it is all about inclusion but that’s bullshit. it’s like any highschool event where all the popular kids think they are so cool

*fat girl walks into younglife*
braxton: wtf is she doing here

by whitneymccoy2020 December 8, 2019

youngcell

a young incel

its over hes based to the max , hes been a youngcell from the start

by David Disaster May 17, 2020

younglings

young women, under age girls who try to look and act older

R. Kelly needs to stop messin with those younglings.

by Amaretto Kramer March 8, 2006

YoungLife

possibly the most evil thing created since abstinence. it corrupts usually level-headed, mature, intellectual teens into brain washed christian overload converting factories. it is also used to not only intensify obsessive christianity, but convert other people such as Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and non-denominationals. if youve heard of it, STAY FAR AWAY! it brain washes by making random teens trust you by weird games, mcdonalds, and recreational sports. After this they tell you jesus is the only thing you need and more propaganda like that, and of course the brainwash-ees will believe them because they make petty activities to make you trust them so you will eat anything they tell you right up. if you have friends, family, or anybody you remotely care about interested or involved in younglife, get them out unless you like zombies.

David Goldstein: Hey Mary, would you like to see a movie tonight?

Mary: Jesus doesnt like movies.

David: Ok....

Mary: YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUNGLIFE!!!! oh wait, your Jewish....ITS OK WE CAN BRAINWASH YOU TOO!!!! YAAAY I LOVE JESUS

David: And i love free thought, goodbye.

by Objective Viewpoint February 20, 2011

Younglings

Something you can say when your a star wars fan and your threatening sameone

ILL FUCKING YOUNGLINGS YOU

Dude I wanna youngling him

by GaiRetard November 5, 2017

Younglings

A jedi kid that is meant for being sliced with a lightsaber

Anakin: "Lets kill Younglings padmé"

by Sjöko February 15, 2018

youngstalian

Specifically, the art of being an Italian-American and living up to each and every cliche all at one time whe also being completely out of line and aggressively obtuse to other people’s social parameters. The Youngstalian will show excessive pride for his heritage but also most likely grossly misjudge the social acceptance of his perception.

Think Jersey Shore without the shore.

We’re talking open water douchebaggery.

The Youngstalians are out today in droves. Note the Italian pride license plates on that trans am coupled with the hatred for all minorities

by DW's May 27, 2018